Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

(Source: therealhamster, via justrah)

 
whosjuliet:

Nailed it
 
senorhoudini:

me.
 
nottheaverageasian:

tumblr famous people
 
 
apecamo:

touch my whip hoe
 
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but
 
 
 
 

Dope blog
 
http://regalasfuck.tumblr.com/post/82948454111/titytwochainz-titytwochainz-titytwochainz

titytwochainz:

titytwochainz:

titytwochainz:

what if titties aint have nipples they was just like ass cheeks under ya neck or what it titties and ass cheeks was switched u had to take a shit on ya knees u think u gotta fart an end up wit a doodoo streak on a fresh ass shirt

unbutton the middle button on shawty shirt an eat the ass.

 
thedunndada:

thedomesticcurl:

imgfave:

Posted by mistymorrning

Trying to teach life goals.

^^^^
 

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

(via fertile-mind-seeks-water)